oh no I am accidentally linking you to my Monaco blog what a tragic accident oops

Dear future me,
— Anonymous

holy cow I’ve had this forever oops

dear future me,

are you still super cool?

if not, get your shit together


old you

Send me a ツ to see a tweet my muse would post/make about yours

Send me a ♛ for a GIF that sums up our character’s relationship


Send me a ツ to see a tweet my muse would post/make about yours

Hate Meme: The Bee Movie
— Anonymous

movies are stupid

"Spit it out!"

Send ‘SPIT IT OUT!’ and I’ll randomly generate a number. Whatever number it is, my muse will blur it out to you!

I got 2

2. I killed your mother.

I killed your mother!

wait, that’s me

~♫ ((Hello~))

Send me ’ ~♫’ For my muse to sing to yours, with random lyrics from a song the mun heard recently.

"Are you going to Scarborough fair?"

— Anonymous

how do..?

Britannia, if any of your children were to come out of you as gay - or Ireland as lesbian, I suppose - how would you feel/what would your reaction be?
— Anonymous


why should I care?

what if I got in cosplay RIGHT NOW

Send me “Costume Box” and I’ll randomly generator a number to see what my character chooses to :


Dress up as/ wear for yours:
  1. Nurse
  2. Maid
  3. Fairy
  4. School uniform
  5. Nothing but undergarments
  6. Nothing but a collar
  7. Wedding dress
  8. A mermaid
  9. Cosplay (any character of your choice)
  10. A frog
  11. Pyjamas
  12. Your muse’s clothes
  13. Full body armor

& Why:

  1. A birthday treat
  2. As a dare
  3. A costume party
  4. A ceremony
  5. A picnic
  6. For a date
  7. To go swimming
  8. To do the laundry
  9. To make your muse jealous
  10. To impress your muse’s family
  11. To seduce your muse
  12. To sleep over
  13. To build a fort

modern!Britannia wears flannels and skinny jeans

fight me on this

gosh darn it I lost another follower

I’m bored

let’s get married