I promise I’ll answer asks as soon as I can

 maybe tomorrow

maybe wednesday

I dunno

Baby RP Starters!
  • "I've looked up things about your symptoms.. Are you pregnant?"
  • "You.. You're pregnant?!"
  • "I'm gonna be a dad.. I'm going to be a dad!"
  • "I would never leave you.. I'm so excited for this baby."
  • "As the aunt/uncle of this baby, it is my right to spoil it."
  • "___ You two are not ready to have a baby, I can't believe it."
  • "Who's the spawn of satan? You are!"
  • "Either that was a really bad cramp, or I'm having contractions."
  • "Don't be mad at me but... I think I might be pregnant.."
  • "You know how you said you've always wanted a family? Well.. now we have that chance. I'm pregnant!"
  • "The protection didn't work, okay?! Now we're having a baby!"
  • "We.. We can't have a baby! Are you kidding me?!"
  • "Look at him/her.. She's perfect."
  • "If that stupid doctor tells me one more hour, i'm going to kill them!"
  • "Well I think you just broke my hand.."
  • "I lost the baby."
  • "We.. We lost the baby?"
  • "He left me when I told him..."
  • "What about adoption?"
  • "I went to the doctor.. and... well.. I don't know how to say this.."
  • "That one night stand was the biggest mistake of our lives.."
  • "I'm pregnant and I have no idea who the father is."
  • "I'm scared, ____! I don't know how to raise a baby!"
  • "What if they don't want the baby, and leave me?"
  • "The baby kicked!"
  • "It's really hard to cuddle with you when i'm this fat.."
  • "I'm so helpless and fat, I hate being pregnant."
  • "For the last time, you're not fat. You're pregnant."
  • "I hate you for doing this to me.."
  • "You're in labor?!"
  • "You alright? Is something wrong with the baby?"
  • "Shit.. hospital.. hospital now..!"
  • "It's a boy/girl."
  • "I want to name them ______"

Send in suggestions for a Halloween costume Britannia would wear

Britannia and baby England

Wales and mum

My first impression of you is a very kind lovely person.
— Anonymous

ah thank you! I hope I have proved your first impression to be true

Your first impression of me? (Anonymous or not)



Write in my ask how you’d describe me to somebody who’s never met me

This could go incredibly bad

Look what my therapist gave me!

Your First Impression of Me vs Impression of Me Now (Anonymous or Not)

someone talk about cosplay with me! like seriously message me and listen to me babble about cosplay excitement! please

Munday questions!
  • ❤ - Your age?
  • @ - Your top 3 favorite celebrity crush?
  • ♞ - Five turn ons (sexual or not)?
  • φ - Five turn offs (sexual or not)?
  • Ç - Tumblr crushes?
  • æ - Random fact about the mun?
  • £ - Random fact about the muse?
  • ¥ - A photo of you?
  • ƒ - Do people ever mistake you for another age?
  • ñ - What is your ultimate OTP, broTP and nOTP?
  • ▒ - Do you need certain things to help you sleep (nightlight, fan, stuffed animal or blanket)?
  • Φ - If you could pick three people on tumblr to meet irl, who would they be?
  • ╕ - Things that annoy you on tumblr?
  • ╣ - Things that annoy you irl?
  • α - Muse's thoughts on mun?
  • ß - Mun's thoughts on mun?
  • Σ - Do people ever mistake you for a celebrity?
  • π - Relationship status?
  • σ - Anyone you have a crush on?
  • Θ - If you could have three wishes, what would they be?
About Me: I'm Britannia, mother of the British Isles. You gits better not cause me so much trouble or I'd have your arses! *granny grumble grumble*- captainrustedfort
— Anonymous

grumblr granny

pretend that you are me and write me an ‘about me’ so i can satisfy my ego and be amused by the person you think i am

12 followers until 1000 and I’m still not sure how to celebrate oh no